Sleeping in without a bathroom break: lightly trying.
Being left home alone on a bright sunny day: very annoying.
Left yet again that evening: beyond boring.*
Midnight rendezvous with Maggie: priceless
"There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard."
Exercising my right of free speech here. Nader got away with it, so I should be fine.
* collateral damage: 1 cocktail napkin