My Tip Jar

In case you’re wondering what this “tip jar ” business is all about…

I had a brush with the local authorities (ok, two) and am now trying to dig myself out of debt.  All I wanted was 5 measly minutes of freedom!

I’m a good boy and a law-abiding member of society.  I’m courteous to my neighbors, friends with all the doormen, and I always pick up after myself.  Children in the area know me by name. Now that I’m stopped on the street more often (since the President’s family is considering one like me), I’m a good sport about fielding everyone’s questions.

No, I am not a labradoodle — I’m the real deal! (no offense meant here)

So please…throw me a bone! A couple of bucks will do.

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